Text Box: Rounded Rectangle: On the funnier Side

Well we saw this from a comments page and thought we would do funny page which really describes the DWP and the idiotic clowns who are involved within it. Anybody with any other funny comments please email them to us so we can include them on our funny page

 

maybe Coral's should set up a 'book' entitled the 'Gov't Gold Cup' the 'great information giveaway stakes', I can imagine the closing stages of the race....

 


""and it's DWP....a length head of Revenue....DWP is very experienced dept having lost information before, so is in fine form here"....
"MOD is begiining to break....closing on Revenue.....MOD gathering pace, trailing CD roms and laptops behind it.....
"Home Office is pushing on in fourth place...giving away as much inormation as possible to gain that extra pace.......
"But it's still DWP from Revenue....MOD is catching Revenue.....it's MOD overtaken Revenue..cd roms, laptops and memory sticks flying out into the crowd as these two depts battle it out.......
"DWP is holding ground as they take the last bend....it's still DWP from MOD.....and we've just heard that CSA has been pulled up for being totally incompetent anyway, just too much for this dept who wasn't really up to it"......
"But it's back to leaders....two furlongs to go and it's still DWP from MOD as they race to the line....revenue has lost pace and ropped back and promised never to it again.....but it's still close between DWP and MOD....DWP giving it's all, slinging papers/files, memory sticks, cd roms away in it's final effort.....MOD doing the same......it's DWP....dwp is going to take the Gov't gold cup....MOD is right behind as they cross the line......YES! it's DWP from MOD a close 2nd....Revenue is third but getting better at losing things......
and so on and so on.................

Place your bets folks :)